Monday, 30 January 2012
50 metal spoons
HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE
Let's say it's 6.15pm and you're going home (alone of course),
after an unusually hard day on the job. You're really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don't know if you'll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!!
NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE..
Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness.
However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously.
A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest.
A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again.
Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating.
The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can get to a hospital.
Rather than sharing jokes please.. contribute by Sharing this which can save a person's life!!!!
Sunday, 29 January 2012
happened!
This happened in some airlines.
A 50-something year old white woman arrived at her seat and saw that the passenger next to her was a black man.
Visibly furious, she called the air hostess.
"What's the problem, ma?" the hostess asked her
"Can't you see?" the lady said - "I was given a seat next to a black man. I can't seat here next to him. You have to change my seat"
- "Please, calm down, ma" - said the hostess
"Unfortunately, all the seats are occupied, but I'm still going to check if we have any."
The hostess left and returned some minutes later.
"Madam, as I told you, there isn't any empty seat in this class- economy class.
But I spoke to the captain and he confirmed that there isn't any empty seats in the economy class. We only have seats in the first class."
And before the woman said anything, the hostess continued
"Look, it is unusual for our company to allow a passenger from the economy class change to the first class.
However, given the circumstances, the commandant thinks that it would be a scandal to make a passenger travel sat next to an unpleasant person."
And turning to the black man, the hostess said:
"Which means, Sir, if you would be so nice to pack your handbag, we have reserved you a seat in the first class..."
And all the passengers nearby, who were shocked to see the scene started applauding, some standing on their feet."
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Saturday, 28 January 2012
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Sunday, 22 January 2012
A Touchy Love Story..
A Touchy Love Story..
A boy Was Tired Of Girlfriend's Msgs Which Always Said- I Love U, I Miss U....
One Night he Received A Msg FroM Her But Didn't Read It,Insted he Slept
Next Day he Got A Call FroM His girlfriend's MoM Who Said....
That Her Daughter Had A Car Accident & Died Last Night....
he Then Read The Msg In Which It Was Written,
"Dear Please CoMe In Front Of your House, I Met With An Accident & Its My Last Wish To See U Plz.....:'("
Note:- Friends Never Ignore anything in Life.
Saturday, 21 January 2012
WITHOUT a PRINTER, HOW TO TAKE A PRINT OUT !!!!
WITHOUT a PRINTER, HOW TO TAKE A PRINT OUT !!!!
[ Idea patented by a Sardarji ]
Step 1 Keep ur monitor on a photocopying machine, as in the pix
Step 2 Take a photocopy of the screen .......U R DONE !!!!!
True Love
Husband comes home drunk and breaks some crockery,
vomits and falls down on the floor...♥
Wife pulls him up and cleans everything.
Next day wen he gets up he expects her to be really angry wid him....
He prays that they shud not have a
fight..♥
He finds a note near the table...♥
"Honey..your favourite breakfast is ready on the table,
i had to leave early to buy grocery... ♥
i'll cum running back to you, my love.
I love you. ..."♥
He gets surprised and asks his son..,
'wat happend last nite..?' ♥
Son told...,"
when mom pulled you to bed and tried
removing your boots and shirt..
you were dead drunk and you said......" ♥
" Hey Lady ! Leave Me Alone...
I M Married !!!"
Thats True Love...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
Wednesday, 18 January 2012
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